”PQ ESSE LEITE CONDENSADO TA VERMELHO? ”PQ ELE MENSTRUOU E VIROU MOÇA” KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 05 V1D4 L0K4 1N73ND3
(Source: garoto-reprimido, via lobotomiacaseira)
Pertenço à 0.00000001% da população que nunca desmaiou.
(Source: itsverobitch, via lobotomiacaseira)
You don’t owe these people any more.
(Source: formerlyisenguards, via dream-myworld)
Te amo, te amo e te amo mas você não me dá bola então vou me afogar em um copinho de coca cola!
#euri
Quem nunca copiou a tarefa do colega enquanto o professor fazia a chamada, não sabe o que é correr contra o tempo.
(Source: plebeia-do-humor, via frasesdakefera)
“For the Gilbert Grape release, I had come to Paris and lived in the Ritz hotel. I got ready in the same time for Ed Wood and so, I experimented with how it was to live and sleep with woman’s underwears: panties, underskirt, high heels. One morning, I wake up and I phone the room-service and ordered a coffee. I hang up and go back to half sleep. Five minutes later, a waiter rings at the door. I’m going to open and I see a guy who looks ghastly at seeing me: I’ve realized that I was stripped to the waist, I wore a silk underskirt and high heels shoes! The guy was very uncomfortable, he laid the tray down and ran away trying to act as if he had seen nothing.” - Johnny Depp on preparing for his role in Ed Wood
(Source: johnnydepps, via segredos-de-uma-psicopata)
